- But where do I sleep
- So, what I'm trying to say I mean what I'm asking is I know we haven't talked in a while But could you come get me?
- Who wore it better?
- Do yourself a favor and find a live stream online of the @NASA landing before 3pm EST. “As with previous surface missions, InSight must survive the “seven minutes of terror” – the time it takes for a probe entering Mars’ thin atmosphere at hypersonic speed to slow to walking pace and gently put itself on the ground. Many have tried; most have failed. “As humanity, as explorers – we’re batting at less than 50%,” said Nasa’s science chief, Thomas Zurbuchen. “Going to Mars is really, really hard.”” https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-46333459
- Did a bunch of driving this weekend but it was worth it to see family and friends
- Never embark on an MST3K marathon without a companion
- It’s that time again
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- For all my fellow Chico ex-pats feeling helpless, consider donating to the North Valley Community Foundation's fire evacuation relief fund at NVCF.org "This fund will provide financial resources to organizations and agencies responding to those affected by the fires in Northern California. 100% of all donations made will go to the organizations and agencies on the ground. We thank you in advance for responding to this crisis."
- Seeing all the devestation of the Camp Fire has broken my heart. I cant even imagine what it's like to lose your house, or your whole town. Stay safe Chicoans.
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- My wife says I’m cool
- I’m gonna miss Xue while she continues to vacation but at least I’m home with
- I’m tired of airplanes and just want to see my
- Beijing Int’l Airport has KTV booths
- Send noods
- Morning market in Jinan
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- Snack street
- The food from Shandong province is “salty, black, and sticky”.
- The No. 1 spring under heaven, Baotu Spring.
- Hello Jinan!
- Gotta go fast!
- Family style BBQ of my dreams
- When you get that first taste of home made dumps
- That’s some Black Mirror shit
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- Two police officers at the Forbidden City
- The lights and eyes of Tiananmen Square
- 13/10 他们是好狗, Bront
- Delicious DIY fuck tacos
- Heads up!
- @grandburl
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- Rise and shine Beijing
- Tobogganing is so simple.
- Great Wall was a good hike, so proud of my family for making it up and down!
- LIFT SELFIE FERDABOYS
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- Overlooking Beijing from the Summer Palace
- Who has two thumbs and is a mythical hooved chimerical creature possibly based on giraffes?
- Coke with fiber and lactobacillus flavored gummy candies: when you want to snack but also poop
- “BRB I HAVE TO GO IN THIS SHOP”
- The new XTR is _________
- Out of the tube, into the box
- Assembled to watch grown men cartwheel down canyons with bikes bouncing nearby
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- Much bikes, very weekend. Also, hydraulic heat exchanger for sale, tell your friends!
- Stay frosty
- Good morning Highhland
- Almost but not quite a 100k, but at least there were oysters at the finish
- Throwback to last weekend, with James and Paul sending it off the cabin drop.
- Time to bust out the chilly riding gear. Thanks for the advice @qualitybike!
- If the connector is too small for my phone to focus on, then I’m DEFINITELY gonna go blind trying to wrangle these pixies.
- The new Tappan Zee is pretty awesome all lit up at night.
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- Happy anniversary bb, may we never look so presentable again.
- Hella reasonable lunch ride with these two dingii
- Judy Butt into my brain, goes bang bang bang till my feet do the same
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- A quick tour of Weigle’s workshop
- at J. P. Weigle’s shop was overwhelming. So many awesome bikes, all so detailed!
- @astrauss1 on the goat path to the danger zone️
- All bikes go to ️ heaven
- ️ Single Speed
- I smell toast
- Grilled cheese and tomato soup and party pickles and meat stick and omigod I’m not worthy of @mauspad
- And you are the reason I'm smiling When there is nothing to smile about Yeah, you are the reason I'm smiling When there is nothing to smile about
- Neon colors may fade, but single speeds never die.
- Buncha no good fucking bike punx ca. 2006
- I ordered a banana split, I thought we were safely outside of the freak zone, I was wrong.
- Welcome to the zone of freak
- You should play Donut County, it’s real good.
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- Luna found some stinky grass this morning
- Tappa tappa tappa, click click click
- I finally got a proper Lefty front squisher for my hardtail. Don’t worry, I fixed those mismatched tires.
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- Xue has some really awesome plants, including this “tiny Joshua tree”. Typical filthy human finger for scale.
- “Oops I crapped my pants!”
- Oh yeah?
- Goodnight Deerfield, goodnight Sprinter can, goodnight moon.
- Another D2R2 in the books! It rained, I ate pickles, it stopped raining, my rear derailleur was a jerk.
- Blueberry tart. No regerts.
- Pre-D2R2 hydration at The People’s Pint
- Just hanging out
- Today was a fun day at work
- @ridecannondale invades @mountaincreekbikepark
- ️WARNING: MAXIMUM BASEMENT VIBES
- Nice eyebrows!
- to getting dusty and a little bloody in Santa Cruz with @ahstock. The new Jekyll 29 makes a lot of sense under a lanky guy like me.
- These limited edition F-Si’s with classic Saeco and Volvo paint schemes are too fucking legit. They take me back to my first mechanic job at @highgearcyclerynj, browsing the back pages of QBP and trying to decide if the red or blue lugged Cinelli frame looked cooler. : @travis_norman
- My dog is perfect and the universe acknowledges it.
- Good morning pinch flat
- “You don’t wanna be told it’s all in your head, ‘cause if it’s all in your heeeaaaad, that’s still very terrible.”
- One last small bug friends from the weekend. So long VT, and thanks for all the DH!
- Hydration is critical
- You were a good stump, Stump
- Endless slo-mo whips featuring ya boy @hammphoto
- Work is over, time to ride!
- MOOOOOD
- I spectated a downhill race for the first time and it was very cool.
- Bicycle peoples
- Good morning neighbor
- Got some proper mud butt with my new @fatcatbikebags
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- Enter the void
- TELL MY DOG I LOVE HEEEEEER
- Come ride with us Danny
- Braaa_a_aaap
- Slow fren faces a dilemma
- “I don’t grow orchids” (Goes to orchid sale) “I won’t buy any” (Wins the door prize)
- Quick ride but a good ride
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- Too fucking real @theonion, too real.
- Warts and all
- First time at Thunder was AWESOME. Lots to learn to ride, and so much first time fun.
- Thunder Mountain makes a smile
- Number one best
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- And all creeds and kinds and colors Of us are blending Till I suppose ten million years from now We'll all be just alike Same color, same size, working together And maybe we'll have all of the fascists Out of the way by then, maybe so But never never never Never could have it been done If the women hadn't entered into the deal Like she came along to me
- Whoah here she comes
- Office with a view
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- Let the invasion of the plants begin!
- Packing boxes, getting sweaty and taking the LD out of LDR.
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- Koch’s Deli: still the best, always the best.
- Natural flavor with other natural flavors so you can natural flavor while you natural flavor.
- Too many shirts, too many shirts too many shirts, tooooo many shirts!
- Totoro is thirsty
- Dawn patrol with @about2bike and my fork locked out the whole time ♂️
- I love you long wharf
- New pads, who disk
- Good morning America with your hosts @slawber and @about2bike!
- Not the droids you’re looking for
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- Stealing a page out of @slams_casino’s playbook
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- Hey @sveltmate, I finally did the thing!
- Great night for a ride, good thing the days will never get shorter or colder!
- Inch inch inch
- Dog will Trek
- Yeah I’ll be your guinea pig.
- Is it still if nobody else can see it?
- Happy Father’s Day you handsome wizard!
- Explored the UConn greenhouse with Xue today. Plants are fantastic and weird.
- it takes tools to make a thing go right
- What a beautiful day!
- “Anxious and worrying, so you spend your whole life hurrying, searching for something better than what you knew before and always knowing you are you and you are going to even up the score, is that what you're always fighting for? It's a long way back to a place once called home you left behind and it's a long night out with nothing much to say, and it's the things you hold in sight that you dream less of every night until you guess it never mattered anyway. And we've all got hearts and they keep beating and they keep telling us what we should say and it's hard to listen anyway but these days we are in tune with the way we love the afternoon as it fades slowly to a restful night. Everything is magic until it becomes routine, in your bedroom, on the road or in the corners of your dreams, and I sure hope we aren't just spinning our wheels. Whatever happens, I think you should know I'm just glad it feels like anything at all. So don't push me down, I don't go down easy. And don't pick me up just to see me be the boy you knew. It's just the distance between we and who we wish that we could be don't seem so far, I guess, as it did so long ago.”
- Putting the “and up” in “suitable for ages six and up”
- Just another manic Monday
- Cow leg is my copilot
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- Behold Xue’s technicolor dream garden
- Tonight my dad and stepmom got married, Xue saw a giant cock, we split an enormous tomahawk steak and then all saw a spooky movie. Wow!
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- ️/varriagE️
- “I was seriously thinking about hiding the receiver when the, switch broke ‘cause it’s ooooold”
- This jerk taking up two spots...
- Nearly fifty miles of single track, gravel and pavement today. It’s no rando mileage, but at least I think I earned my lift ticket for the bike park tomorrow
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- Not quite as sad as the #lionoflucerne, but still pretty mournful.
- It may not be Kanza but it sure is dirty. Accidentally rode 40 miles into NYC following the Old Croton Aqueduct and @pauldotsenko’s wheel.
- Trout Brook Valley’s trails are looking
- Yum sprinkles
- No pants while watching sci-fi
- Mood
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- @ben_ward - Today was a huge day for me at Mountain Creek. Following @ben_ward and @slawber down the mountain was super educational and motivating. I rode off, over, and through sections that intimidated the hell out of me but proved to be totally doable. I’ll never be able to clear these sections for the first time again, so I am going to try to hold on to these little victories as long as I can. Can’t wait to see you again @mountaincreekbikepark
- “Adult”
- Lazy Sunday with the doggo
- I think I get it now. Lift access mountain biking is a hell of a good time.
- A place for everything and everything in its place.
- Finally stopped to read the nutrition information on the back of my Jekyll
- Good morning jumpy friendo
- Doing laundry when all of a sudden...
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- Today I conquered (some but not all of) my fears by simply bringing a gun to a knife fight.
- Took an hour to carve out the first drawer...only eight more to go
- I’ve spent the last four hours trying different tool layouts before I commit and cut the tool profiles into these kaizen foam sheets. Can’t let done get in the way of perfect.
- New micro controller day! Includes bonus pun :3
- FINALLY cleared this stupid pile of rocks. Yeah I think this new bike is gonna work out fine.
- First ride at last light
- Wait, where am I supposed to put my rando hbar bag???
- Full squish, who dis?
- Tiny torque gauge looks like it’s supposed to go to space. Needs that Pulp Fiction suitcase glow.
- Work smarter, not harder, but also not too much smarter.
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- Great day for a hike and/or broken ankle
- Oh hi Swamp Thing
- Pork n p’tatoes. Could probably use more garlic
- There’s an article and video up on @pinkbike showing some prototype Cannondale mules from the late 90’s and early 00’s. I can’t wait until the year 2038 to show y’all what we’re working on now!
- Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
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- Right hand drive... I’m helping!
- When the van has an altimeter and inclinometer...
- Cheers fam
- You’re good, California
- Just look at this awesome van, I mean doggo
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- I’m not gonna lie. Getting in to Chico at 1:30am and finding a candle lit supreme burrito al pastor and a cold BFD waiting for me almost made me cry.
- Smash my excel into pieces
- Which way to the elevator signs?
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- Hashtag Connecti-can’t-complain-icut. Also my dog is a ruminant now.
- I sure hope I don’t kill @mauspad’s plants.
- Go to the dentist, call you mother, and calibrate your load cells.
- Gone pot hole huntin’
- Regramming @the_nib Watching Emma Gonzalez’ speech after the Florida shooting is super inspiring, and reminds me of all the awesome student activists I went to high school with. “They say no laws could have prevented the hundreds of senseless tragedies that have occurred. We call BS. That us kids don't know what we're talking about, that we're too young to understand how the government works. We call BS. If you agree, register to vote. Contact your local congresspeople. Give them a piece of your mind. (Crowd chants) Throw them out!”
- PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG
- There’s a fatty Brazilian steak under the veggies.
- Obligatory water tank ‘gram. Thanks for the ride Adam! You really know how to show a guest a good time.
- Let me show you the dance of my people
- Dog squad on the beach
- A big day on a big bike calls for a little snack
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- Happy Valentine’s to my one and only. Thanks for taking me on this adventure with you bb
- I’m having a terrible time
- Flow trail blew my mind. I had so much fun I rode it four times until my arms turned to jelly.
- Flow Trail blew my mind. I had so much fun I had to do it four times and now my arms are jelly.
- Golden hour on middle and lower trail with @felinefinemeow and @mapbicycles
- It was great seeing Dylan and Lola again, and I had an amazing time seeing Chico from above in that beautiful yellow Husky. I only passed out a little bit, 10/10 would recommend.
- Ok, I’m convinced
- Heading to Santa Cruz for a week. I should probably also bring a change of underwear.
- New kit day, too bad the weather doesn’t match
- Holy shit ♀️x
- The @spacex live stream is up with the Falcon Heavy test flight about ten minutes away at 3:45pm
- Microscopy or icy moon of Jupiter?
- Picked up this reference tome for $12, not bad.
- “Two hundred dollar take-all purse / Half-nelson to suplex reverse / Worried look on the face of the ringside nurse / At one, for once, with the universe / Choked out, choked out, choked out, choked out.”
- I’m thinking 120% is plenty too many
- It’s over 9,000 if you want it.
- Current mood
- Matchy match
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- This is a good sign.
- Don't worry I have extra fingers
- Xmas list now includes new paint markers
- Dawn patrol dog walks
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- "Those sperms are super happy to see that weird egg"
- Dust worshipper
- @p_dingdong caught me chasing the gram. Almost looks like we had fun!
- Making new friends like...
- Stopped in New Haven along the way for some tasty pizza and sodas to bring home
- Happy to be home with this little cuddle bug
- Where'd everyone go?
- That's a good looking squad if I do say so myself.
- That one time @ellenlikesbikes lead us up a hill to ice cream
- Bread + fluff + PB + banana + bacon + blue berries = amazing.
- "Are we having fun yet?"
- PARTY PEOPLE IN THE FIELD SAY YEEEAAAH
- Like a chicken parm, but moz. Chicken moz.
- PARTYING INTENSIFIES
- READY TO PARTY
- Dykem, damn near killed 'em!
- You look nervous, Arnold
- If Computorq II says we're good then we're good.
- Bedroom glowbug
- Get on my level
- Too supple I guess.
- Edit your hosts file for productivity boost
- Be safe, lock it out.
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- Not sure if these are plants, fungi or ghosts
- I may have been an out of shape weak sauce chicken shit MTB rider today, but at least this bed of moss was soft. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
- ...and then the pouring rain and thunder stopped right on time for me to ride home.
- I tried to call the weatherman's bluff and now it looks like I'm in for a wet commute.
- TFW you drive to work because the forecast says t-storms, but then flips a 180 and is beautiful all day.
- Superglueing things for science
- Seems legit
- The gang's all here
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- Red white and blue? Colorblind.
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- Home is where the doggo
- It's been a long, hot day. Only 5 miles to go!
- Super good Mexican food in Poughkeepsie, whodathunk!
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- So long Palenville!
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- Great roads, fresh pavement, 13/10
- It's not the heat, it's the humidity
- Hello Hudson River, what's up Upstate NY.
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- Totally what I was going for.
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- I made a metal detector
- Fig. 9 - Suicide Lever
- Oh no it melted!
- Pizza Nite
- Got a 72 pack of orange turtles, should last me the rest of my life
- Keep your eyes on the prize
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- Ermagerd mershed perderder perza
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- Mmmm swiping pano
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- CX bike with Rd tires on MTB trails
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- Had a pretty sublime ride in this morning
- Successfully transported all of Xue's plant babies to CT without any casualties ️
- Get bored, install #! linux, lather rinse repeat.
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- WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT
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- Sheeple
- Making breakfast
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- 3" spider in the washing machine? No problem.
- Safety first, @cyclechvrchcycles 333rd.
- Anybody else getting hit with a ton of ads on instagram lately? It seems to have really ramped up in the past few days for me. Marking all of them as inappropriate might not actually reduce them but it does give me a little joy.
- Sometimes you've just got to stop and smell the covfefe.
- Obviously
- Wtf am I supposed to do with all these eggs.
- What's a lambchop? A cute little sheeple. What's a sheeple? A big ol' lambchop.
- You just know it's gonna be skookum as frig.
- Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep, pick a lot, talk a little more.
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- I blue myself
- Thursdays be like
- I'll be properly bummed when I lose this scale.
- It's heeeeere (the end of days)
- Big ol' moving in
- This is for all of you who don't yet follow my weirdo dog @luna_s_davis
- I MISSED YOU DOGGO
- Last leg of my flight got delayed. I just want to go home
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- Early for my train
- My Satanist Neighbor Totoro
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- Air quality today:
- ️Gripshift, ️slingshot frame, ️shaft drive.
- Bottom brackets.
- Brad and I stumbled upon this sweet cafe/bike shop/Italian cycling museum while stumbling around after dinner. Def coming back!
- So many 'nagos!
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- A bunch of wheels to be...
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- View from the new hotel
- Shrimp pizza because YOLO!
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- No gudetama no rules.
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- Sometimes the road leads to a massive shrine on top of a ridge line, and that's okay too.
- Sometime the single track just leads to a small shrine along a creek, and that's okay.
- Had an awesome time this morning bushwhacking through swampy mountain passes and dodging massive spiders.
- Cruisin' the streets of Taichung with Peppa Pig.
- Mmmm
- Heheh
- Scoot scoot
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- Giant spider
- Giant snail
- Did the concrete temple loop twice for good measure
- Started the day off right with flat fixes and derailleur alignment
- This some blade runner shit
- VICIOUS DRAGONFLY ATTACK
- In search of the hillside temple with Warchild
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- Morning Taichung, let's ride!
- 29 hours from my front door to Taichung.
- Ready to spend 13:20 with this guy. Taking bets on if we'll still be friends after.
- Nearly missed my flight partially because the person in front of me didn't know that you have to take off your belt, AND shoes, AND phone, AND wallet. "Hasn't flown since 2001" -X
- See you in 26 hours Taiwan
- Fuck you too, bud!
- Making nails
- I can't find the emoji for the glowing pulp fiction suitcase...
- Watching Against Me! tear their fucking heads off
- The return of Shimano FFS...
- Shit's getting real, care of the fine folks at @devilsgear
- Finished with a lap in the velodrome!
- Not in south philly anymore
- Ghostly AF
- Prepping for the @bicyclingmag Fall Classic with @ras_and_me, feeling kinda foggy
- Night at the (Mütter) Museum with @atlasobscura
- I cannot express how much I want this bike, but it only comes in 44-50cm!
- Fording the river, no oxen were lost.
- Meep meep
- THEN WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
- Want to go outside but hate the sky, quiet and yourself? Come to Fremont Street.
- "Make Who Rides The Tiger great, again?"
- Putting on my finest for the underbike black and blue ball
- What is this, a terrible city built in a godforsaken desert for ants?!
- Trying to get the KOM on the Philly International main runway
- "I'll fight like hell, to hide that I'm givin' up"
- That's a wrap on the 2016 #capemaydyno. Huge thanks to our intrepid captain @cjtoughteeth for all his work organizing, cue-sheeting, GPSing and other sundry rando tasks. It was also great riding with @emesis_n, @650bae, @agmanta, @spectrescepter and @phillyyouse. Now for sleep.
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- Rolling north to AC
- Group photo
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- 'Gramming from the bridge
- Sun is happening
- Cape May Wawa, woohoo!
- Whoah, where'd my grilled cheese go?
- All night diner
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- Rando nerds ready to roll out on Cape May Dyno
- My dog has mastered the only trick that really matters.
- Move over Canabalt, Messages is my new favorite game on iOS.
- It's a beautiful day! In enjoying the sunshine coming through the office windows.
- Cheeeeeeeese
- ✝
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- Total eclipse of the
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- I flew too close to the sun!
- Ye olde yard games
- The ceremony was so beautiful,
- The history of cut nails in America.
- This Airbnb is
- Golden hour
- Nothing matches and that's okay.
- Visitor in the garden
- TFW your coworkers overseas don't observe Labor Day.
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- 700cx43 or 650bx47? Two great tastes that taste great together.
- Team Jari, grinding the grass
- Awesome fun at White Clay with these dorks @bobbyd215 and @garr1s0n
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